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UPCOMING INTERVIEWS: 2/18/10 Heard World Wide Rob McConnell & The X Zone Radio & TV. Heard On 163 Radio Stations In US/Canada & More Stations in other Continents 12:00 - 1:00 am /Repeated 3:00 - 4:00 am http://www.xzoneradiotv.com/ to listen via internet 12/3/09 Clearwater, FL WZZR fm/WCZR am Josh & The Home Team 11:05 pm EST 11/30/09 San Francisco, CA KYLD WiLD 94.9 Morning Show 7:20 am PST 11/18/09 Ocean City, MD WOCM-FM 98.1 Bulldog & The Rude Awakening 8:40 am EST 11/18/09 San Francisco, CA KYLD WiLD 94.9 Morning Show 8:20 am PST
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Kerri's been stereo-typing people based on their names since she was six and has gotten quite good at it. She's promoting her new humor book named "You' re Such A Dave" by interviewing across the three countries, including all 50 States, every Province in Canada, New Zealand, England, Australia, Ireland & Malaysia. Callers ask her what a person is like, and she let's you know ... here are some excerpts from recent interviews. "What's a Kurt? "Has a Kurt EVER bought his friends a drink .. why are Kurts so cheap?.. and for girls out there, if you go out with one better bring some extra cash because Kurt left his wallet home. I'm an Erica, what can you tell me? Well Ericas are decent people, their independent, talkative and have over-bearing mothers ... (Erica) I don't think you have everything right, at least not about my mother, but the rest is right (Kerri) Is your real name Erica? (yes) well then you have an over-bearing mother... what's her name? Marilyn. MARILYN, are you kidding me ... that woman's bossing you all over the place (Erica) Well, maybe, I don't know, I left home at 18 .. Kerri) and WHY do you think you left home at 18? because she was over-bearing! Who's she married to? (Erica) Wally. WALLY? That doesn't work, Wallys need to be pampered ... Marilyns don 't pamper ... how did that ever work out as a couple ? ... (Erica) thank you for letting me re-live my childhood, if only for a few moments ... What's a Gary? Gary, you're a nice, easy going guy, you're non- onfrontational, have a lot of abilities and interests, but you don't know how to market yourself to let others know what you're capable of. Garys are voted least likely to ask for a raise. (DJ) So our station has a sales position available, only Garys will be considered to fill that spot ... "What am I like, I'm a Connie". Connies love to be surrounded by people; family, friends, doesn't matter. (DJ) Well Kerri, can you tell me something bad about a Connie? Sure ... Connies hold grudges. (DJ) Is that true Connie, do you hold grudges? (Connie) You bet I do! What's a Sandra? Sandras have an engaging laugh and bad luck, but at least they can laugh about it" (Sandra) "That's true, (laughing) I do have the worst luck, every company I've ever worked for has gone out of business ..(DJ) Well Sandra, don't come looking around here for work .. What's a Paula? I don't want to be mean to you Paula, but we've all figured out by now, just give Paula everything she wants, and nobody will get hurt .... Paulas are determined and they PMS all month long (she agreed) but the good thing about you is that you have a great aim when you throw things at people, she said 'right again .. but I haven't thrown anything for over a week ..' " I was at a bar last night, talking with a Steve and a Chris, who would you go for"? Well Steve is more likely to pay for your drink, but when he buys you a drink it's pretty much like a non-written contract that as you consume the drink you have to listen to his dribble about how important he is .. where as Chris probably can't afford to buy you a drink but if he's talking with you, it's because he's interested in getting to know you and not because he's trying to tell you how great he is. "What can you tell me about me, my name is Gidget"? Gidget, your parents watched way too much TV. "Hi Kerri, my name's Tracey". Hi Tracey, you are so sweet, I really like Traceys, they're nice, creative and get a back bone will you Tracey, because you keep getting taken advantage of! (DJ) Is that right Tracey, do you get taken advantage of? Yes, that's what my mother says". (DJ) "Well Kerri, is there anything Tracey can do to change her situation, maybe change her name"? (Kerri) Sure, she could change her name to 'Bruce' ... no one WOULD EVER mess with a female named Bruce. |  | |||